March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Call a girl pretty: She'll probably smile.
Call a girl hot: She'll probably laugh.
Call a girl beautiful: She'll probably melt a little and die inside.
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.”
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Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...
most-awkward-moments:
Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
When your crush calls you cute.
mostnotedposts:
GIRL’S REACTION:
GUY’S REACTION:
My Reaction:
that was a nice dream…
February 2012
How people use their fans →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Rich People
Poor people
Idiots
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