April 2012
I'm Asian. I like Asians. I like Asian Food.
omgitslingling:
ohh yeah!
Friend: I'm going to the kids choice award!
People: OMG! Can you get __________ autograph for me!
Me: OMG! Can you touch them for me..
me: i should start working out
me: *stands up*
me: okay thats good
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
When you were little and someone cursed. →
thehilariousblog:
This blog will make you happy
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the... →
wowfunniestposts:
LOL, I JUST DIED.
funniest blog ever
lmao, this is fucking true
When my parents call:
When my boo calls:
When that annoying nigga who i try to be nice to calls:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
March 2012
hair
omgphantastic:
when it’s short, I can put it up
when it’s long, I can comb it and make it look nice and fancy
but when its medium, I can look awkward
